That's All I have to Say About that (the Original)

In an effort to give Gerald some content for his upcoming web page (and keep myself from being bored at work while by bosses are in Mexico, the bastards) I have decided to send out some of my thoughts which will center on two main subjects:

Ray Carruth is going to fry

Shit that’s pissing me off.

Ray Carruth is going to fry: First off what was this nigga thinking I mean he killed his girl just so he wouldn’t have to pay child support. Apparently he’s never heard of the concept of a dead beat dad ( for those of you having a tough time with this concepts dead beat dads are guys who just don’t pay child support because they don’t feel like it.). I mean if you don’t pay at worst you end up with your face plastered on some public access cable channel that only Rico and Fountain watch and at best you don’t pay, the concept seems simple enough to me.

Secondly, when you try to flee from the police please run farther than one state over and try not to call your mother who is sure to rat you out and finally, hiding in the trunk of your car and closing your eyes will not make the cops go away ( that only works for five year olds and monsters). While I’m on the subject of trunks I often sit back and wonder what the nice FBI agent must have said when he found Carruth in the trunk and the only thing that comes to mind is "Damn you are one dumb Nigga" or "Man you run a 4.3 and got moves for days, the least you could have done was try to escape so we could shoot you or something".

Now I know that as people of color we have been known to be accused of crimes we didn’t commit and typically I’ll take the innocent until proven guilty stance or the conspiracy stance (see O.J. Trial) but Ray Carruth is going to fry just because he’s dumb. I mean Ray if you are going to have the girl shot you really don’t have to be present at the shooting because the cops really will call you after the fact. Additionally, Ray when you go to the hospital please make an attempt to cry at least in front of the girls family. Oh yeah and when your calling your boys to set up the shooting use a pay phone you DUMB FUCK those calls are a lot harder to trace than your own personal cell phone.

Lastly, who’s the dumb ass defense lawyer who took this case? I mean your only defense is that Ray Carruth was going to make over $1 million last year so he had no reason to kill her. Now I agree with that logic which makes me wonder why Ray felt like he needed to kill her. I mean O.J., I could understand why he killed Nicole basically if you buy your wife some new breast implants you’re not going to like letting other kids play with them. But Ray all you had to do was take the Nigga approach and say "That shit ain’t mine" case closed, delima over, no child support to pay. Lastly let me just say that next time Ray decides to go out and have a girl killed one of his friends need to tell him to consult O.J. the Ramsey family or any of the Kennedy’s.

Shit that pisses me off:
1.) Little Japanese muther fuckers who for some reason can’t put Playstation 2 together fast enough so that there will be more than ten of them in this country to buy.

2.) Little kids below the age of eight who keep kicking my ass in Madden 2001 at Best Buy (I have to play Playstation 2 there because I don’t have one).

3.) Looking at my big ass tv with no fucking Playstation 2.

4.) The fact that I can’t find Money Train on DVD in Dallas, I mean a brother is trying to get his Lopez fix and shit just isn’t working out.

5.) The fact that Oscar De La Hoya has an album. Some body needs to kick his ass. Oh yeah that’s why he has an album. Well somebody needs to kick his ass again.

6.) The fact that Robert Downey Jr., ODB, and Darrel Strawberry can’t seem to stay sober.
Vibe and their Shitty Ass staff. Nelly chosen as the best new artist of the year. I remember when Vibe was a black magazine and now I’m not sure. The Back Street Boy are probably on next months cover. This shit makes me sick.

7.) The fact that Jet Magazine reads like a golden book for kids and the news is always at least a month late even though the magazine is bi-weekely. That must be some sort of black thing that I just don’t understand. I mean white people don’t stand for shit like that. What do you think they would say if they were just now getting Jenifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s wedding pictures in People?

8.) The fact that George Bush is President

9.) The fact that I had to explain to my boss and various others how FAMU’s basketball team lost by 75 point to the Univesity of Florida. I really think that next time we should have to beat at least 5 high school teams in the state of Florida before we take on the big boys. By the way I think that at best those sorry ass player beat 2 out of the 5 teams.

10.) The fact that Terry Robiski needs to ask Snyder if he can move his desk. Come on man have some self respect.

11.) The fact that although BET is now owned by white people I am still forced to watch infomercials on Saturday and Sunday. Since its all one company now they could at least bring Ananda back for teen summit so that I have something to look at.

Oh yeah and before I go……For all of you Washington fans out there who thought that you were going to be in Tampa Bay in January, or thought that Jordan was the answer, you better start pulling for the Mystics if you want to see a championship in your town. I mean first Jack Kent Cook dies and now this, an owner with a temper and a hatred for kickers, a team over the 2001 salary cap, a coach who has to ask to move his desk and a team the is sure to be home for the holidays that’s the type of shit I love. Peace